I am working hard to make up for an inevitable gap in my assignments, pumping out prose about elliptical trainers and protein powder. At the same time I am running an 8-hour long documentary about the planets, called "The Planets." I am checking the news online very frequently (Alan has a classmate who's been lost in Glacier National Park for 3 weeks and we are very worried about his fate). And I'm filled with caffeine from Dr. Pepper and chocolate ice cream.
I think I've uncovered the location of a dimension hidden behind the fabric of space and time.
Needless to say, last night I dreamed of flying to Neptune, unaided by anything but my own willpower, guided with directions I found when typing into Google "directions from Wilmore, KY to Neptune." I think my brain is still there.
Sunday, August 31, 2008
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Oh Sarah - that is hilarious! I wouldn't be surprised if the combination of chocolate ice cream and Dr. Pepper don't produce an effect similar to that of Starbucks Doubleshots.
If you are in need of some fresh air tomorrow (Monday), I am taking Emma over to the Strebecks for a play date with Morgan at 10 - you and Lucy are welcome to join us!
YES! Please come hang out with us!
That is the first time I've laughed out loud at a blog in a LOOOONG time. kudos.
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